Actually Dad, it does.
This one was sent to me by my sister Megan. Apparently my brother was watching The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Movie in which one of the comedians tells a story about a man and a beaver.
Eric: “How do you get your nipple bitten off by a beaver?”
Dad: “It happens all the time.”
And then, the next day, I came across this news blurb on Outside:
Read it here: Beaver Kills Belarus Man With Deadly Bite
So see Dad– it really does happen all the time.
If you’re interested, Whitney and I saw a beaver while working at the Carolina Sandhills National Wildlife Refuge in South Carolina last year! Read about it here: Animals on the Refuge.